Imagine, if you will, a creature that has soft, forgiving flesh, unlimited dexterity, and an insatiable need to fill the holes of any creature that comes near. Chances are, if the thought of that made you a little randy, the Tentacle is for you!
Not all tentacle beasts are rapists, however. Most just want a hole to fill, and I'm sure there are plenty of volunteers to help satisfy him. You can join in on the fun by ordering a portable tentacle of your own, built in every way to simulate the real thing, from the suckers, right down to the spade-tip head that parts you gently, giving him access to your most sensitive of parts.
Ask Johnny Tails here, a resident fox who was willing to go out to a photoshoot with the tentacle model. We chose Johnny because he was the most eager, and you know foxes are the most insatiable.
"It's a truly fulfilling experience." He says, "You don't know pleasure 'til you've felt those sucker pads writhing around inside you..."